Muscle John – Muscle Gay Bear in a Jockstrap

Meet Muscle John – the embodiment of hypermasculinity, the bulging dad from the neighborhood. Standing at 10 cm tall, he is a proud member of The Classic Heroes Collection.

Muscle John, owner of a construction company, is the talk of the town thanks to his impressive physique and powerful lifts at the local gym. Despite being watched and recorded by admiring onlookers, he returns home every day to his loving husband and a warm, home-cooked meal. Don’t let his tough exterior fool you – Muscle John is a softie at heart who loves cuddles and showing his affectionate side.

When he’s not working or pumping iron, he’s helping his elderly parents, enjoying pop music, watching Netflix, and reliving classic films featuring tough guys like Jack Radcliffe and unrepentant Titpig. And, as a true fashion icon, he knows that a jockstrap is the ultimate statement piece. Crafted from plant-based resin and painted by hand, this one-of-a-kind design is a must-have for fans of hypermasculinity and classic heroes. Add Muscle John to your collection today and get ready to be inspired.

Each Muscle John figurine is crafted by hand, ensuring that no two pieces are exactly alike. The packaging includes one figurine. The other figurines visible in the last photo are available as separate listings.